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Hello everyone.

This is the first Halberge Chain blog post.  Those of you who already know us, know we are always busy.  Those of you who aren't familiar with us might be here because of the blog link in one of our apps.

Halberge recently started making apps, and the first one we put out was the penis trauma movie review.  I love scary movies, Lisa doesn't thou, so I watch at least one scary movie a week with some co workers over our lunch break.  As we have watched the flicks I have noticed more and more penis trauma, and not just the usual kick to the groin, or knife in the air then "cut away" scene.  I mean the new trend of showing a traumatized penis on the screen.  This for me is new, and quite often I hear people say "I didn't need to see that" or "Holy crap! Was that what I thought it was?  Rewind it!"  So for all of you out there watching movies, no matter which camp you are in, the penis trauma movie review will help you either find the trauma, or know when you should cover your eyes and look away.

Either way I hope you enjoy, thanks for stopping by, don't forget to post, share comment or email suggestions to us.

I have my own movie review check list, and I will share with you my opinions for each movie.

1) Production- Light, locations, sound.  How were these?  Did they support the movie, or detract from it?

2) Story Line - Was the story enjoyable, did it make sense and follow it's own guidelines?  If not it gets a  WTF!, which means a flaw in the story, from where I was sitting.

3) Actors- Were the actors good, or good enough? Or did their butchering of lines and reactions distract from the story being told?

4) Effects-  Were the effects within reason and expectation for the budget and time.  Or was it a laugh fest that you would expect from a high school play?

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Puss, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

This is the adult check list in my mind.  Most of these I grew up with and expect to see in any movie I sit down and give my time to.  Miss some and I can forgive, but miss too much, and what was the point?

Movies mentioned in the PTMR are those with actual visual trauma.  I will be adding an honorable mention for the movies I feel did a good job without the visual over share, but am not likely to mention run of the mill kick or punch to the balls.

Thanks for stopping by and spending time with us.
Garry

In case you don't have the app, or you deleted it, it is available on google play.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mobincube.android.sc_GAY5X