Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Cabin Fever 2

Cabin Fever 2

1.5 Stars out of 5

1) Production- Awww  maaaa gerd!!!  Awful!  Lighting, sound, it feels like everything about this movie was cheap.

2) Story Line -  If I tell you about the story line you might be like I was, oh, ok, I was wondering how it was going to pick up after the first one, that makes some sense.  But when you watch what they did.... enter eye roll here!!

3) Actors- They had some actors you would recognize from other shows, but I am not sure how happy they were with the end result.

4) Effects-  The effects were not great, there was a lot of blood and deaths and puss, which got the message across, but it still had a cheap rushed feel to it.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Blood, Puss, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

There are not many movies I say are a waste of time.  I can usually find some redeeming quality in any story.  Instead of saying this movie was a waste, let me say that if you are going to watch a movie, pick something else.

If you want to make a drinking game out of it, it might make it better.

If you want to add it to your collection, here is a link



Spoiler**

*The penis trauma is at 55:30, and in my opinion of the 11 on my list it is number 2.  The movie was hard enough to suffer through, adding this puss icing to the cake sent it higher on my list.


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