Hostel 2

Hostel 2

4 out of 5 stars.

1) Production- Good, nothing wrong with the production, lighting or sound.

2) Story Line - I was curious were they were gonna go with this one, and I have to admit *see spoilers*

3) Actors-  The actors were good, not all foreign so nice to see some kinda familiar faces.

4) Effects- the effects were good, nothing jumped up for me to complain about.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

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Spoilers**

* Penis Trauma!!  From 1:26:25 to 1:28:35.  Now it is not a constant 2 minutes of cock on the screen, but there are several shots of it till it's traumatic climax.  Number 2 on my list of 11.

*I have to admit that I was glad they didn't just redo the first one,  And there were a couple surprise  parts.  The ending also wasn't completely predictable, which was nice.

*I don't know if I would agree with the ending, but that is a personal matter.

Dead Snow 2

Dead Snow 2

4 out of 5 stars.

1) Production- Just as good if not better than the first.

2) Story Line - Check the spoilers, but the nice thing is it is not a recycled tale.  Totally valid on its own in my opinion, only reason to watch the first one first is to help you understand the main character, and because the first one is a good flick all on it's own.

3) Actors- Same as last time, don't know any, but don't let that stop you.

4) Effects- Bigger and better than last time.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

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Spoilers**

This movie makes the honorable mention list, you don't see the penis, but you know it is hurt.

This movie made me laugh out loud several times, it totally grossed me out at least once, and it was a great follow up to the first one.

Strongly recommend these two movies.

Cabin Fever 2

Cabin Fever 2

1.5 Stars out of 5

1) Production- Awww  maaaa gerd!!!  Awful!  Lighting, sound, it feels like everything about this movie was cheap.

2) Story Line -  If I tell you about the story line you might be like I was, oh, ok, I was wondering how it was going to pick up after the first one, that makes some sense.  But when you watch what they did.... enter eye roll here!!

3) Actors- They had some actors you would recognize from other shows, but I am not sure how happy they were with the end result.

4) Effects-  The effects were not great, there was a lot of blood and deaths and puss, which got the message across, but it still had a cheap rushed feel to it.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Blood, Puss, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

There are not many movies I say are a waste of time.  I can usually find some redeeming quality in any story.  Instead of saying this movie was a waste, let me say that if you are going to watch a movie, pick something else.

If you want to make a drinking game out of it, it might make it better.

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Spoiler**

*The penis trauma is at 55:30, and in my opinion of the 11 on my list it is number 2.  The movie was hard enough to suffer through, adding this puss icing to the cake sent it higher on my list.

Wolf Creek 2

Wolf Creek 2

3.5 out of 5 stars.  In my opinion this movie was way more exciting to watch than the first.

1) Production- Good, easy to watch, not shaky, good lighting and locals, nothing to distract from the story.

2) Story Line -  This story starts out in my favorite way, with action and death.  Then it does a good job not only keeping me interested, but it also keeps me guessing for a little while.

3) Actors- The actors were good and did not distract from the story.  I really enjoy the bad guy in these movies,

4) Effects-  The effects were not only good, but there was way more blood and gore than last time.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

Next week we will be watching Hostel, followed by Hostel 2 the week after.
(Unless we take a break for Easter)

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Spoilers
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The penis trauma is at 32:00

Out of the 15 movies on my list this one is in second last place.  In my opinion because the trauma happens to a dead person it is the least traumatic,  In my mind if you have to perform the trauma on yourself that is the worst, having it done to you is a very close second, but being dead means you don't anticipate it, feel it, or fear it.