Showing posts with label Hostel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hostel. Show all posts

Thursday, 16 April 2015

Hostel 3

Hostel 3

 3 out of 5 stars.

Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, VaginaPenis, Penis Trauma

Non-Spoiler Review: Not a bad 3rd installment, but to be honest I do not (see spoiler).  The talent is beautiful, and the acting is good enough for me not to bitch.  This movie makes it on to the honorable mention list, and I gave it 3 stars because I feel it is worth watching if you have nothing else to do and you have watched the first 2.  

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Spoilers**

*I feel the story did not stay true to the elite hunters we have come to know from the first 2 movies.

*As far as death and gore went I have to say I do not feel this movie was up to par.

*Do not get me started on the ending, I mean I think I know what they were going for, but please!!  Either not enough was built up for me to believe it or the leap was to much for me.

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Hostel 2

Hostel 2

4 out of 5 stars.

1) Production- Good, nothing wrong with the production, lighting or sound.

2) Story Line - I was curious were they were gonna go with this one, and I have to admit *see spoilers*

3) Actors-  The actors were good, not all foreign so nice to see some kinda familiar faces.

4) Effects- the effects were good, nothing jumped up for me to complain about.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

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Spoilers**

* Penis Trauma!!  From 1:26:25 to 1:28:35.  Now it is not a constant 2 minutes of cock on the screen, but there are several shots of it till it's traumatic climax.  Number 2 on my list of 11.

*I have to admit that I was glad they didn't just redo the first one,  And there were a couple surprise  parts.  The ending also wasn't completely predictable, which was nice.

*I don't know if I would agree with the ending, but that is a personal matter.


Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Hostel

Hostel 1

 4 out of 5 stars.

1) Production- Good looking movie on the screen.

2) Story Line - One of my worst nightmares, everything seems fun, till you realize it isn't.  Good story, like a true European fairy tale for post sec students.

3) Actors- No big names you recognize, more notable are the writer, director, and producers.  The actors were good though, they help tell the story.

4) Effects- The effects were pretty good, did not leave me laughing or distracted from the story.

5) Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

*NOTE- a WTF in the story line means there was something or someone that made me say WTF on a large enough scale that it distracted or interrupted the story line.

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Spoilers**

4 out of 5 because this is always scary to me, traveling in foreign lands, don't know the language, customs etc.
This movie starts out my second favorite way, lots of sexy action.
Everything is all tits and drinks and drugs for the first 30, then shit gets real.
The last 30 had me on the edge of my seat, and cringing.
I recommend it to anyone who likes a scary movie were the scares come from "what can one person do to another?"