I have to agree with Netflix on this one...
Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage,
Odds are you've seen this movie, if you haven't it is probably with good reason, if you are debating it, don't. Some of the names are big enough to make you think, "oh ok" but don't fall for it. The title and idea might make you think "hmmm, wonder how that happened.." Read the spoilers and don't. What about the adult stuff.... again, not worth most people's time.
Harsh review? Maybe, but I watch a lot of movies, and although this is not the worst one, (it is not even in the top 10) it is a poor story. I would compare it to a story told by a teenage girl, about teenage drama told to war vet. Pointless, devoid of meaning, and truly a waste of time.
I can usually find something worthy in a flick, but any redeeming qualities this one has were over shadowed by it's pointlessness.
Want to watch an airplane movie, there are lots, pick one.
Want to watch a movie with cgi snakes... watch anaconda.
Wanna watch a FBI flick...watch Smoking Aces .
Want to add it to your collection...
Spoiler**
The Penis Trauma is at 33:20 to 33:40, it is not very graphic, but technically it fits the description.
This movie makes my list 11 movies long, and this trauma is light, quick, almost only an honorable mention, and for these reasons, I place it as the new number 10 bumping wolf creek 2 to number 11.
Plot spoilers;
- if I was a major drug dealer or mob person, and I wanted a witness dead... I would not import a shit ton of dangerous snakes, squirt pheromones on the leis and hope for the best.
-how do the snakes get EVERYWHERE!!!
-yes, the dog gets it
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