2 out of 5 stars.
Adult Stuff-
Ok, couple things, first I am going to try a new layout for my blogs.
1) With regard to production and acting let us assume that it is at least ok. I will mention any great achievements, and rant about the let downs.
2) As for story line, I will mention great moments and twists, and rant about WTFs.
3) Regarding effects let us assume they are average for the time. Fear not, if the effects are bad I will rage, and if they rock me I will point it out.
Non-Spoiler Review: Yawn central! I tried watching this movie several months ago and couldn't make it past the 10 min mark, but thanks to fans of the PTMR I heard this movie had trauma in it, which meant I had to watch it. If you are into a boring story, celibacy and teen rape; then this movie might entertain you. The acting was ok, but it was hard to tell cause the boring writing kept putting me to sleep. I had to fast forward sooooooooo much just to get through the movie.
If you would like to add it to your collection here is the link.
Spoilers**
*SO MUCH TRAUMA!!
37:00 to 38:10, 47:50, 1:11:30 to 1:12:10, 1:13:30 to 1:14:05, and 1:22:45 to 1:24:00.
So much cock I thought it was watching a porno, except they were all dismembered =:(
#1 on my list of currently 11.
*The story, that is really what I disliked about this flick. Let's start with the springfield like location of the family home, omg! Then the disturbed brother, and fast forward like a dozen years to the "purity" meeting. My first attempt at watching this movie ended here. I mean at this point I didn't care about the family, what was going on bored the crap outta me. For you the viewers I put myself through this, lol.
*The trauma, omg! I have to hand it to the writers on this one. I have three daughters and all the traumatic sexual experiences in this movie are totally valid, the fact they all happened to one girl is horrifying, but not beyond the scope of possibility.
*The science; I understand how the science behind this medical condition can help make the movie. In my opinion the idea is valid for a scary movie, it was just a little poor telling in the delivery.
*The mythology: Wow! I totally understand the mythology and wonderment of men with regard to the vagina, and enjoyed what they touched upon in the film. No pun intended, haha.
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