Sunday, 10 May 2015

As Above So Below

As A movie So Boring...

1 out of 5 stars

Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, GutsGoreHoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

OMG!!  Seriously this movie took me forever to watch.  One of those shaky POV cam flicks with the sound that went from way to loud to way to quiet WAY to often.  Every time I have to reach for the controls it reminds me I am watching a movie, interrupts the story and ruins the entire experience.   Difficult to watch, impossible to get into, Not my kind of movie.  errrmaaagerd!!!

It did not pass the 10 minute test, so I didn't bring it to work for lunch time movie.  In fact I had to watch this movie in 20  minute sections on breaks because it bored me so much.  On top of that I did not enjoy the extremes in volume from straining to hear the whispers to trying to mute it for the echoing cave moans.  When we hit the 60 minute mark I was just hoping for a full cave it to end the movie.

This movie did a good job of making me feel claustrophobic and confined. The shaky POV cam trick is hard to do right in my opinion.  The "nothing in the dark one second and then screaming dead eyed grabbing for you the next," effect has it's place, but can be over done.

If you check IMDB you can find reviews from people who loved the film and its' references to Dante, I am not that educated, in that way, and maybe that is why the movie bored me.  I don't recommend it.

Until next time everybody, remember, Protect Your Privates!

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spoilers**

THE MOVIE!  The movie spoiled itself by taking too long to tell a tale about people we don't know (or care about) going into places they shouldn't be, looking for things that shouldn't be found.

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