2 out of 5 stars
Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina,
Cheesy effects, acting and plot. Multiple Bush jokes a nice touch.
Be honest, if you picked up this movie to watch it was either for the zombies or the strippers, if it was for zombie strippers then you might have deeper issues and need more counseling than I do, lol.
This is not the worst movie; but it is a little pointless. At 2 stars I do not recommend this movie as a "give it your full attention" type movie, This is a put on in the background, maybe make a drinking game out of it, or something. There are funny parts, and gross parts.
If you are looking for tits and strippers, you found it. If you are looking for zombies and a poor excuse for an elite team of military troops... this is a movie with those in it. If you are looking for a movie with Jenna Jameson or Robert Englund, well they are in here, but I can't say it is either of their best works.
Until next time everybody, remember, Protect Your Privates!
If you want to add this to your collection;
Spoilers**
*As you would expect there is a scene were a stripper goes for the cock, and it doesn't end well since she is a zombie, but you don't see anything, so it only earns a honorable mention.
*Fave line... "happy like crabs"
*I have seen the ping pong ball trick in real life, and lets say the cue ball trick made me laugh.
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