Monday, 29 June 2015

The Elevator: Three minutes can change your life (2013)

The Elevator: Three minutes can change your life. (2013)

1.5 out of 5 stars.  Made it through with the help of the fast forward button.  I didn't use it much, but it just kept dragging.

Adult Stuff- Cheesy One Liners, Bad Language, Booze, Drugs, Puss, Blood, Bondage, Guts, Gore, Hoochie Girls, Boobs, Sex, Vagina, Penis, Penis Trauma

After 10- Kinda slow and subtle, but enough mystery and intrigue that I will give it another 10 minutes.  I enjoyed how the film let us learn about the main character.
After 20- Wow! Enter crazy vill! Now I have twice as many questions and the answers better be good.
After 40- Enter fart noise here! This movie is shitting the elevator.  Check the spoilers, but I have the ffwd button ready to go and am prepared to start using it.
By The End- WTF!  Check the spoilers for my rant!!

After Checking IMDB- Massimo Coglitore Directed this film written by Mauro Graiani and Riccardo Irrera.  I am not familiar with these people, and most of their other work is in a language I don't speak, or on a tv channel I don't watch.  That being said there were some good parts to the film, and if you are a hard core psycho thriller fan you might very well enjoy this movie and forgive the holes I couldn't.

Until next time everybody, remember, Protect Your Privates!

Spoilers**

*I didn't hate the idea behind this story, in fact it was nice surprise, I hadn't heard that one before. Maybe if the delivery had not dragged on and followed a better, more believable, plan, I could have given this flick 3 or 3.5 stars.
*I enjoy suspending disbelief as much as the next guy, but the inconceivable star alignment of mother's revenge, high tech gadgets, an old guard, stupid neighbors and a strange msg on a voice mail... REALLY?!?
*Why not in his apartment?
*Ever hear of redial?
*No one called 911?
*If you knew about Anna wouldn't you know about the sis?
*If google is working how hard would it be to check?



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